...what do I need to do if I want to attain the perfection and shine of Blagojevic's hair? What shampoo do you think he uses? Does he rinse, lather, and repeat? Does his wife assist him in rubbing in Johnson & Johnson Tear-free shampoo into his perfect follicles? I'm dying to know.
Rod Blagojevich (pronounced a$hole) is the Illinois governor at the center of a terrible political scandal involving his marrying of a foul-mouthed harpie. His life, his work, and his family has been scrutinized by the world media and the commentaries are harsh:
"He is morally corrupt. I'll bet that he kicks dogs and drowns kittens."
-NewsWeak
"Blagojevich's refusal to step-down after being caught red-handed is further proof that he has made a deal with Satan which clearly states that he will lose his soul, not his job."
-Wiccan Weeky Reader Monthly
"Arizona! That movie was biggest waste of 3 hours, like ever. If I wanted to see a child babble for 3 hours I would have had children of my own - and then skipped town with a foul-mouthed hottie like Blaojevich's wife... leaving them poor, alone, and destitute."
-Indiescene FanZine Editorial
As for the hair, I think that a persons visage is a physical embodiment of an inner being. In the case of Rod, it's obvious that he's hiding horns.
Thanks for asking.
-Daveradio
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Did you require a minimum number of followers before google though you were worthy of their ads?
Why are there ads on your blog? That's so skanky.
Nope... no requirement at all. What? You think the ads are skankier than the hearts now?
dear daveradio,
why is there so much pomp and circumstance for someone winning an election? surely in this current economic climate the festivities should be toned down. i don't understand.
an unneccessary expense
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